When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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