have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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