Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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