All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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