Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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