pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
