All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
