That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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