That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
