I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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