it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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