You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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