Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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