Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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