You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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