Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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