But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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