This girl is more easily done than said...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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