No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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