i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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