Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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