your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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