Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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