alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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