if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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