is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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