SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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