How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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