Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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