I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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