guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
