Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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