What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
babies were throwing up all over the place
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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