Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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