so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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