I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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