whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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