Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
