His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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