No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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