i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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