My balls are so social today.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
