the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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