Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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