Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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