i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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