why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
