wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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