she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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