Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Bring me that man meat
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