What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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