Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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