wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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