i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I have tasted many bathrooms
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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