i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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